When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.
Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the lucrative business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move; Quagmire tries to come to terms with an unexpected family development.
When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.
After the network decides it is time to reboot the series, three versions of the reboot are shown to a focus group, which produces some surprising feedback.
When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down; when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp to find their way.
When the wi-fi goes out in the Griffin house, Peter and Lois try and find something for the family to do. So they decide to take the kids on a trip back to the '90s to hear about how they met and fell in love.
The Griffins are in a storytelling mood again, and recount their own versions of three famous love stories in celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary.
When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested; a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.
Meg has a surprising response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa; Brian must help Stewie process the experience.
When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.
When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal -- and now a successful millionaire dog -- reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates.
Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to plan the perfect escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.
In a future in which Stewie has made his fortune and is living a life of luxury, Brian interrupts his lush retirement by bringing the news that Stewie's father, Peter, is dying.
When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.
Stewie builds a machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but it transforms him into what he should have always been -- an actual baby.
Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store.
Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his headbanging causes a car accident and he ends up in a coma.
When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg.
The Griffins find themselves stuck in a hotel room due to a massive storm, so they decide to pass the time by re-imagining three stories from the Bible.
Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.